‘We recommend hiring a private investigator or an attorney…’ WOW, thank you. I wish I would have foreseen the glaringly obvious before being treated like a lab rat with tactics designed to completely overthrow any meaningful democratic process in the U.S.
People make entire livings in this field just to maintain a coy facade of silence. It gets so far beyond wearisome to try to make any contact with humanity. I am being tormented to death in public using known technologies and deliberately criminal tactics. And yet some fluffy panache of civic mysticism infested with distracting glitter is tossed to me in the place of a roll of gauze, an emergency response, a media disclosure, or a safehaven.
Live Laugh Love extremism is how this world has figured it’s got the best chance of ending in a cool 20 odd years or so, just long enough for the Boomers to enjoy the last of their margherittas and “Days of Our Lives” reruns in anonymous glamour before the earth stops bearing grain, one might imagine at this point. It is… discouraging behavior.
“Oh, a tyrannical regime is tormenting you like a crippled, vivescected stray lab dog after telling you they fed you your own family and friends as an ASYLUM SEEKER and sole thousands and thousands of dollars from you? Perhaps you could use a little go-get-em attitude and a simple civics lesson to dull the pain.
“We also offer lobotamies, if you agree to the Terms of Service for turning raw bread into calories (printed on the back of your receipt along with a waiver donating your body to ‘science’ by which we mean plugging your disembodied head onto a light circuit and playing with some antenna wires experimentally in the corner while we watch for signals from the afterlife). It’s actually a QR code.
“Actually, we just made all that up. We planned on stealing your remains from the hospital and ritually cannibalizing you as a symbol of archaic Dark Enlightenment technoudealism triumphing over the need for billogical life on earth to be BIOLOGICAL. (We see no irony—we did not consider the contract.)”
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